Friday, June 6, 2014

My Dad's first visit to France 70 years ago today

This is an excerpt from Roger W. Major's final manuscript of his work ...funny about war. It is a fictional story based on his experiences in WWII. The names have been changed- but most of the story is an account of actual events. This is his story from 70 years ago today:


We lived our lives as if from a compactor.  We were ordered, shuttled, trucked, walked in mud, obliged to stand in the rain for any and all chow that, if hot at the chow line, soon became unpalatable cold and slimy.  I know a murder could be bought for a hot meal and a dry pair of socks.
            I thought I could smell sea air, or something from my past, or even from our recent sojourn across the Atlantic.  That next morning we were moved to the staging areas and herded into ships that then moved out for additional ships to load.  We knew we had to be close to something more than maneuvers; we were issued live ammunition and told not to load until given orders to do so.  My guns were loaded, extra clips back to back for my sub-machine-gun and just let anything even look like enemy and I was going to open fire! Chief and O’Reilly felt the same way but were more prone to following orders.
            Slowly dawn’s light invaded the scene.  Lumps on the water ahead of us?  Dark, ominous looking . . . ships, landing craft, a myriad of ships that one could have used to walk from England to France on like garden stepping stones!  We were not alone!
            Small craft came alongside; hatches of this large craft of ours were opened and cranes started lifting armored equipment up and then over the side and down to those little stinking boats!

            Gun fire!  Rumblings like someone was tearing the sky in half, then booms of protest that scared living hell out of us.  We could see plumes of white water ahead where the shells had landed and exploded.  There was no way of knowing if they were hitting anything we cared about.
            The hauling of tanks from the hold was obscene for they had the crew members on the outside of these tanks using the cables that transported as their only support; keeping them from falling off and into that angry channel.
            It had to happen.  One of the tank’s cables broke!  The crew fell directly into the landing craft seconds before the tank broke free and squashed them through the craft into the English Channel.  It was merely loud impact and then burp!  All traces of crew, tank and landing craft were gone!
            Chief and I were transferred then and there to “A” company as was Lt. Parrish who would be their new company commander; their commander went down with that tank!  He’d seen too many propaganda movies of Patton in the fucking tank’s hatch.  O’Reilly shook his head, then looked bug-eyed as his name was called: he, too, would go to “A” company; seems they had another casualty on the other side of this craft!
            I was ordered to ready to get onto the next tank and be loaded to the landing craft below.  I pulled back the bolt of my Thompson, aimed it at the guy yelling the command and assuring him I was ending his war right then and there if they didn’t put that tank down into that craft, first, and then if it floated I would think about joining it.  He was screaming something about a direct order until I let about  ten round burst dance bullets off a beam just above his head.  I noticed some MP types starting to move and just waved my magic sub-machine-gun over them and warned them to try it.  The tank was lowered, it floated, the crew and I went down on the cables and that was all I saw of either Chief and O’Reilly.
            The little craft comes to life!  Guy sitting right up there in the wide open with a steering wheel that looked crazy to me is putting the throttle to this thing and heading for France, I guessed.  I was gunner and we did not have a commander so I was in charge of this crew and I told them in no uncertain terms: get ready to fight!  I had absolutely no feelings of loyalty to this new bunch of victims I joined.  I felt some as we faced our new challenge and they seemed to need me to yell orders.
            We were in a lull of artillery action when we first started our trip.  This was remedied quickly; our ships in support of this invasion started to fire at the shore positions.  Now they seemed to get the shore positions pissed off and they are firing at us that are trying to just get our feet dry.  The spray from the blunt front of our craft was soaking us to the skin.  Gun fire is more intense now.  We are hiding down in the craft’s belly just behind the bow.  Guy driving yells, “Better get in that tank, we’re coming to shore!”
            We dove for our positions;  a shell burst to our right flank and just about filled the damned boat; the little guy on top didn’t seem human; he just grits his teeth and aims that damned thing at the shore and we came to one hell of an abrupt stop as he tried to drive that thing through France.  He opens the front end and my busted ass!  We are facing cliffs!  He’s a good 600 yards up the beach that-a-way!
             I yelled, “You silly son of a bitch! These fucking tanks don’t climb mountains!”
            He throws a switch, the front end closes with half the channel washing around our treads and puts that thing in full reverse!  We’re boiling up the shore!  Jerk, lurch, movement, then more and be damned he got off!
            This guy driving that thing had his own angel.  We were going down the damned shore, broadside to the enemy guns and I swear the shore gunners had to be about as hypnotized with this action as we; they didn’t seem to take register of the fact they had a simple duck to pop.  We were about half way to where we wanted to be when the batteries realized we were enemy and not some comic act. They started firing and we were bouncing around from their near misses like a cork in a toilet.
            Our jockey now turns that crazy looking steering wheel of his and puts full throttle to the bucket and hits France again.  Drops the front hatch, we gunned up onto the beach and the last I saw of him was he was backing out with the frigging front door closed!  We saw the taped course the infantry had laid out for us and we headed for it.  Our total invasion of France might have been 200 yards before all hell broke loose!  We hit a land mine on our right side and blew the track, BOG gunner and driver to kingdom come.  I dove out of the hatch; machine-fire sprayed the tank for a moment and then found something more interesting I’d have to assume.  My loader tried to dive out and he was killed right on top of the turret.  Welcome to France.
            We should never have gotten those Germans this mad. I stayed down on my belly and tried to see what I could do to find cover and hopefully stay alive a bit longer.  Bodies all over the place!  Some dead, more wounded, and there were the brave ones: the medics trying to help all they could; marked with their red crosses on white fields on their helmets and we found too many of them with bullets right through those fields; the Germans liked killing medics.
            Noise, smell of  blown intestines, stomachs blown inside out, heads half on and half off, brains teeth, hands and legs all over the place.  The smell was enough to choke you. I was so scared I don’t know if I shit myself or not; and didn’t care all that much; the little bit of smell I could contribute to this scene would not matter one little bit.
            I crawled every chance I got from one disaster to another; playing dead any time I thought I saw a living thing move.   The gunfire was to my flank from concrete bunkers.  I wanted to get away from them for I knew the big guns would target this area in trying to soften it up.  I crawled slowly.  Finally I am on what seems like tracks that might be construed as a road.  It had deep ditches on each side and I took to one of them.  Everything was either dead or in the throes of dying.  When I checked a few I thought I could help I almost puked; they all were in stages of dying with too much blood and guts showing to be anything but terminal.
           This war was going like a bad thunderstorm; it was in stages.  We’d be in total explosion, bursts all over the place, and then a lull.  Neither side seemed to be doing anything, then a minor rumble, the other side would do the same, and then both would open fire with full force, lull.  It was eerie.  I could not detect tank sounds from where I’d just crawled.  I rolled over and tried to peek to the water; I saw large navy craft way off and nothing in between!  They’d stopped sending landing craft!  Now I was in total panic; I’m alone?
            I knew I had to get to some kind of hiding place until I could figure out what next to do.  I crawled to the next knoll and spotted what looked like a small farm out building. It was a mess from near misses; shrapnel tears right from the ground through the roof but it was cover where I could hide.
            It was an old chicken house best I could figure.  No fresh chicken crap but plenty of bird droppings which could be chicken or pigeons, I didn’t really care. When I was safely inside I sat up and peeked through one of the holes blown into the side.  Nothing but artillery fire.  I was so tired, wet, cold and down right scared I must’ve burned myself out; I fell asleep!
            It was getting dark when I came to.  I hurt.  I didn’t realize it until then: I’d been hit by some shrapnel; it had cut off my pants down near my right ankle and I had bled but I didn’t know it until now.  I seemed to have stopped bleeding so I didn’t concern myself with it; getting out of this mess was primary for me.  But how?
            It became dark.  I heard voices! German!  Two guys came towards my shed and when close to it, put their rifles on the ground, leaning against the wall of the shed I was in and hid behind to take a smoke.  I don’t know what they were saying and didn’t much care and I knew I could kill the two of them easily and if I did how many Krauts would this bring?  No way!
            They got over their break, picked up their guns, and made off into the darkness.  I felt relieved.  Then I was scared out of my ever-loving-mind by a tap, then grasp of my arm and some guy saying in a very heavy accent, “Yankee?”  I didn’t know if I should answer but then he did have hold of me, I said quietly, “Yeah.  You?”
            “French. Come, come with me.  I take you to safety from this place.”

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In five years, on the 75th anniversary of the Normandy invasion I hope to start a bicycle trip retracing the route of Patton's 3rd Army, 4th Armored division.